gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

(via intoxicated-by-a-lie)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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(via sohardbore)

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

(via starspangled-underpants)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via covergirl-in-camouflage)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(Source: andrewbelami, via tyleroakley)

emissarydeatons:

whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

(via kelsobunny)

(Source: latiox)

mishasassbutt:

talking to people you want to be friend with more like
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(Source: mishasassbutt-archive, via ruinedchildhood)